Generosity

ME: Logan, Saturday is Miranda's birthday party.

LOGAN: Yeah.

ME: We have a book for her, but should we stop and get something to add to her present?

LOGAN: Yeah.

ME: What would you like to get her?

LOGAN: Maybe a guitar!

ME: That might be a little big. Can you think of something else we can get for her?

LOGAN: Maybe some kind of garbage or something like that.

Hurricanes

En route to the mall the other day:

LOGAN: Daddy, see that big building? That's where you go to work.

WILL: Right, Logan. What do I do there?

LOGAN: You work on the hard problem.

WILL: The hard problem on what?

LOGAN: Hurricanes.

WILL: Do you know what a hurricane is?

LOGAN: A hurricane is made of candy.